Monday, December 1, 2008

♦ can your EXAM STRESS SYMPTOMS BEAT MINE??


I think I'm going nuts.



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strangely, I never knew how I looked like in study-mode.
thanks mum!




The final exam week has just begun and I'm beginning to show signs of spasmodically untamed behaviour and much discountenance to the people around me. .




[[ -- SYMPTOM #1 -- ]]

My frequent trips to Starbucks prior to the exam week has made me fast friends with the baristas alike. They give me one look and yell, "One Green Tea Latte - hot!"


But alas, since it was the Christmas season and whatnot.. I decided to follow the bandwagon. AND ORDERED DARK CHERRY MOCHA FRAP INSTEAD.


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*glares at CincauHangus & WetWetWaterKelvin*


It sucks.
Green Tea Latte beats the ice outta Dark Cherry Mocha Frap ANYTIME!!



[[ -- SYMPTOM #2 -- ]]


My circumference is drastically widening. All because my stomach is getting bigger.
And no, I'm not pregnant. God forbid.


It's because.....

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Mom has made me consume 3000 mL of water everyday, as she always does during any exam season of mine. Her proclivity of such has drived me up the wall!! @_@

What do I look like to you mom, an aquarium??

♥♥
but hey, i still love her.



and. that's not the worst part.



[[ -- SYMPTOM #3 -- ]]


My face has physiologically been distorted to a point of no return.
cos I have to down 6 bottles of BRAND's Chicken Essence in a week!!! I don't know about you guys, but the smell, in my opinion is simply distasteful.


>__<


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Imagine squeezing and extracting the essence outta a cow and then blending it all into a bottle? Ugh. Don't start. Only that in this case, it's a chicken.


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Yes, shaddap chicken.


But heyho! At least I have my lil tiny bottles of liquor chocolates to counter attack the repelling taste of chicken essence. Hence, the final symptom :



[[ -- SYMPTOM #4 -- ]]


My alcohol intake has raised by 50%

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Thank God for the creation of these miniature bottles
Shots of these works better than coffee f.y.i
^__^


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I've still plenty left in the freezer if you exam-slaves want any!
=P =P



I'd better sign off soon before my arsenal of surveillance cameras come after me for blogging AGAIN and not studying.



*switches off camera buttons on DSX, Joshy, TzeLih, Evelyn, Sharlyn, Parry, Naim, Miloken, Kelvin, Diese, Grog, AhBern and are there anymore surveillance cameras I forgot?*
LOL Toodles!


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Best of luck to you too stepson DSX!
xoxo




ok darn. I'm still here.



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omg ignore the unruly hair. exam fever.
P/S - and to all the exam slaves of ANY exam,
come cari me in the middle of the night when you're
burning the midnight oil for liquor chocs okie?


*giggles*
im out!

(for real)



progress : revisions for tomorrow's papers
Desktop Publishing & Web Development
T____T

23 says by you:

Jordan said...

You know, saturdays event Nuffnang SG got us a Brands chicken essence sponser.. so they were like.. play play win prize get prize! ( brands chicken essences among others)

Then they asked me and josh to stay back so we can join in their YUM SENG of..

YES BRANDS CHICKEN STOCKS OMFG LOL

Jordan said...

forgot to mention, saturday's event= nuffnang singapore first bloggers blood donation drive beh

Jordan said...

hey, this is gettign fun.

Jordan said...

Imagine.. a comment box filled with 100 comments.. 90 of them from the same person

LOL

Jordan said...

YES YES YES I'm crazy I'm up to no good AGAIN BWHAHAHAH JESS

Jordan said...

That's 5, this is the 6th. Okay. bother you some other time. you ougtta be studying, gal. lu ginna ki tok chek.

All the best !

Spectre said...

ROFL! XD ONE GIZZILON TIME ! IF DON'T LIKE BRAND"S THEN GIVE *donate* IT TO SOMEONE LIKE BENJI XD

~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T A N said...

OH MI GOODNESS JORDAN u spammer! ahahahahahahah lawak nya!!!

LOL spec he doesn't drink them. I'd give it to my grand dad. HAAHAHAHAHA .

wEtwEtwAtEr said...

Huh? Why glare at me? You still owe me 1!!!!!!

shadyz said...

all ur symptoms related to liquids 1! combine all of them, it still comes out as your 'wee wee'.. lol

and the chic essence really stinks, cant they add somethin to make the smell go away? smells like they let a live chicken drown in a swimmin pool of that essence.. yucks..

~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T A N said...

i stare at u kel cos the DCMF sucksssssssssssssssss! HAAHAAHA see laar, i recommend u GTL u puak recommend me this inferior tasting drink XD XD XD

OMG ps i baru notice. ur so bloody observant can?? =D YA HORRRRR gosh. =)
OMG finally someone agrees with me that it stinks. damn smelly sial. like they let the dead chicken sit in the drainwater and then bloated de then they give us. HAHAHAHA

Harry said...

=.=" alchohol during exam is a no no u know?! it makes our brain trigger things slower..

which means.. even if u stay awake.. u cant memorize things well.. anyway.. scientifically said.. :)

~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T A N said...

are u effing serious??

OHHHMYYGAWDDDD shucksss

psst parry- do u have exams? do u want one?

MUAHAHAHAHA

Harry said...

want one?! I had mine when I was freaking stress.. LOLz.. Well, ur turn now..

LOL..

Yi Ling said...

may i join you? haha. T.T i'm so going to burn midnight oil soon :/ meh. exam stress. it's the time of the year! ><

Harmony said...

i didnt know alcohol helps.

pussy.cat said...

good luck babes..but i found ntg ther funny at all..sorry

blue_racoon said...

Brands Essence of Chicken is still ok...

u try to take Ginseng essence..confirm u stay awake the whole night!! the taste...the smell....*beuk* but hey...i survived thos 6 years of drinking ginseng essence! :D

Josh said...

Exam still left 3 more papers mar. 2 more papers for tomorrow and you are only down to 1 last paper. ^_^ Will be soon enough. ^_^

~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T A N said...

parry like that lar now T____T

omg yiling PLEASE DO!! the more the merrier!! ahaah then we'll sit for the exam ppr drunk. lolness. ahhahaa *hugs

haha harmony it's a temporary feeling of being awake. =)

hoi pussycat alton thanks much! ahahha no lah. it's one pic in particular i was toking abt that was funny. lol.

omg shar GELI ISIT?? ewwwwwww fuahh salute u! lol

hehe josh thankewwwwwww *hugsss*

blue_racoon said...

i just noticed..u had the COW & CHICKEN cartoon in 1 of the pix...i heart them :p

Ron Jerem Lee said...

ur photo har, sometimes looks like hantu movie....

~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T A N said...

heheheheehe shar yesss! i put chicken in cos it's chicken essense. lol. and cow was like.. fuckin irritated w chicken. lol

EXCUSE ME RON *stares ala ju on look*

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